INTEL© INSIDE

The Worlds most common
warning label

 

Why is it so??

The question often asked,

the technology is there, but it keeps on breaking down.

The Label said Windows 95© required,

so I went out and bought a Mac!!

BILL GATES IS THE ANTI- CHRIST

Anti-Billy Boy Propaganda
[ HERE ]

Other Attempts at humour
[ HERE ]

 

 

 

 

  

"Then he led them out of the city, where he raised his hands and blessed them. As he was blessing them, he departed from them and was taken into heaven"

MESSIANIC INTENTIONS,

MORTAL INHIBITIONS.

psyche!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Welcome to the
"I am a web wannabe" site

 A place of wonder,
a place of might,

Please O'Lord,
make me a web wannabe
tonight.
( preferably a geek girl with "to die for" eyes and long legs <GRIN> )

 This site brought to you by the letter

P

and the number

2

5, 4,3 2, 1

 

 

Official Mirror Site
"We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is."
(Taken from site notes)


As reviewed in Internet.au
"The Gymp was the leather-bound recipient of some interesting attentions in Pulp Fiction . I believe that we all have a gymp lurking somewhere in our psyches; they're kind of of inexplicable but essential creatures. This site allows you to explore some facets of gymp-ness in the relative privacy of your computer screen..."

Verdict: An essential social service
Networth:4 / 5 *
July 1997 Internet-au Magazine

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Why I hate the Early Eighties
or
 Pastel Colours Really Suck
Sites:


Tristan One <-Professional Page #1
Tristan Two<-Professional Page #2
Tristan eMail
construction date
sometime in Nov'98
Version 1
Sarcasm and Humour should not be taken internally
Site design and Construction c/- the nice people @ Pen'n'ink Stuff
Magic Counter =
"Who gives a rat's arse"
stage
This Space Left Intentionally Blank
Do not write below the line!
"Mummy, When I grow up,
I wannabe a software pirate"

This site created with a hacked French version of Homepage v.3
'cause I'm REALLY LAZY
BTW-'cause I can't read French, I'm buying a legit copy <GRIN>

O.K

Lonely Guy Promotions
"Do you fit the Description??"
Gotta have a
Plan
for this type of shit
<+Ran Out of Ideas. Will Fill in Soon+>
A Guide to Stalking
(updated)
HUMOURISOURMIDDLEANAME,BEINGPATHETICISOURGAME
ORSHOULDTHATBETHEOTHERWAYAROUND??

Can you believe that people have wasted their time at this page!