The Purple One Sucks!

 

Why the hate from one like me?


Good question.


Could it be the absolute shite that this stuffed, foam monstrosity spews to our young?
Or could it be that he represents the worst of modern American capitalist crap that most Australians are so 'desperate' to imitate. (My apologies to my American friends, I'm not having a go at you , just at one of many attempts by certain elements within your country to 'enculturate' the rest of the world).
Maybe its just that my sister actually liked this thing when she was young, so that makes it bad as well!

I don't know.


I just know that Barney ( or B'Harne/ The Purple One Most Foul) is bad and he must be stopped.


Contents/Stuff to do

Click Here to find out about the World of the Anti B'Harne (Taken from Jihad Web. Used without permission!)
Click Here to read some other weird stuff from Jihad Web(Used without permission!)
Click Here for a comprehensive listing of other anti B'Harne sites and other places of interest. (Also taken from Jihad Web. Used without permission!)




So who are these people dedicated to destroying b'harnii (barney) the Hell Wyrm? Well, it depends on who you ask. Some Jihaddi are here only for the role play games and story writing of the Jihad's shared-reality universe. The 'Jihad Universe' is place of intrigue, magic, high technology, titanic battles, and endless struggles against a magenta demon known as "b'harnii" as it tries to corrupt humanity into its own image.

Others are interested in discussion of real life impacts and criticisms from the television show "Barney & Friends." They focus on ways in which B&F affects children's emotional, psychological, and social development. Education and debate about the show's harmful effects takes priority over other potential activities.

There's also a substantial group of Jihaddi who enjoy both role play and real life discussion about the television show. Periodic visits to the "Jihad Universe" intermixed with serious discussion enables richness and variability in the Jihad's discourse over time. For example, a large group may decide to role play for an extended period of time, thus adding several new facets to the on-going game.

In the end, it is this mixture or real life and fantasy that makes the Jihad what is: a very strange place to visit, and an even more entertaining one to participate in.


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"I luv you, you luv me..." the Dark Hymn of barney the purple dinosaur echoes in your mind as you snap the television set off. Can anything be so evil? In an attempt to escape the infinite loop of the purple demon's singing, you flee to the local toy store hoping to find solace in the toys of your youth: GI Joe, Transformers, Legos, and all the play things you so fondly remember.

When you get there, all toys are gone but one: thousands upon thousands of plushy replicas of barney, that damn dinosaur. The Dark hymn starts up in your mind again, stronger than ever. Running to your nearest music store, desperate to find something to drown out that damn 'song', you find all CDs have been replaced with "Barney's Greatest Hits" ... volumes 1 through 10,000. The clerks seem to find nothing wrong despite the wide, vacant, and glassy-eyed smiles of everyone around them.

Then they start singing: "I luv you..."

And something snaps inside you. Enough!

The Foul Foam F*cker Must Die!

Welcome to the Jihad to Destroy Barney.
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Connections to Other Jihaddi

TRES Corps

Doberman Empire

Legion of Doom

Blood Jihad

M.A.U.L.

Order of Jihaddi Philosophers

Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

Church of Saint Dino the Avenger

Epsilon Labs



Target Practice!Ever wanted to blow that damn dino away?
Here's your chance!

Other Jihad Places of Interest

Barney Fun Page

Tick's Dart Game

Purple Abyss

Operation: Pacifica

Operation: Phoenix

Jihad Story Archives

Jihad Zoo

Barney Episode Reviews


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