You may have heard these lines on TV. This hulky actor bursts into a dimly lit bar and wins the sexy waitresses with these utterly horrible opening lines. Get Real. These don't work any more. Never have, never will. Bad Opening Lines Here's a few terrible opening lines one should NEVER use. Unless of course, you want to be slapped. "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" This does many things. Firstly, you are insulting her choice of "Hang outs" Secondly, you are insulting your own choice of "Hang outs". Very stupid, very dumb. "Do you want to have my baby?" Not in this lifetime. Get real. What could possibly make her get screwed with a psycho like you. "What a pretty dress you're wearing. Bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor." And what makes you think she would want to sleep with a psycho like you?     Don't call a woman sweetheart, baby, honey, babe, darling, or any other familiar or endearing title until you have established an intimate relationship with her. Right now, the only thing you should call her is her own name. Calling her a broad or a chick merely serves to turn her OFF completely. Remember that.      This is the 90s. You must treat women with the respect they deserve or risk having a totally empty love life. Calling her deragatory names will only make her feel insulted  and whats worse is that if you hadn't read this article, you might not have even known what you were doing wrong. I hope that after reading this, you will strike out "broads" and other similar terms from your vocabulary.