Welcome to Stalking 101

One of our best graduates
"John Doe" A.K.A
"Mr.Peeper's"
has kindly agreed to come back and take this semester's classes as apart of his community service duties
(HE HE HE HE !)

So, you want to learn how to be a stalker then ?
  • Do you meet the profile ??
  • Have you got what it takes to subject another human being to complete & utter fear ??
You've come to the right place then....
Stalker U

Your training ground for path that the voices in your head have set you upon......

Course Content

  1. Legal Content 1- What is Stalking ?
  2. Legal Content 2- What do Stalkers do ?
  3. Environmental Studies 1- The Bushes are your best friend.
  4. Environmental Studies 2- The latest in camo-suits.
  5. Psychology 1- What type of stalker are you ?
  6. Environmental Studies 3- Key holes Vs. Windows.
  7. Technology Studies 1-