Mixing Drinks with Unkie Stan

"Well kids, after a hard day at the office counting paperclips, Unkie Stan likes to relax with a quiet, lonely drink, by himself, to unwind after a really hard day in the coalmines. My favourite drink is the preferred drink of the man about town, a Johnny Walker and cola!"

So sophisticated, so suave, so......terribly tragic/ potential alcoholic/ lone gunman in the watchtower syndrome.

"I wish that person who keeps interrupting me would nick off! Now where was I? That's right. I was going to show you how to mix a JW and Cola!!

First, assemble your drinks and mixers!" Johnny Walker Red Label-Hmmm, might have to get another bottle Cola- Say no to multi national fascist coporations! A glass- the bigger, the better! Some ice. Add ice to glass Add JW to ice, about 4 fingers!!! Add cola to JW and ice Fill to top. Next time, I'll show you how to mix a vodka and orange.

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	Johnny Walker Red Label-Hmmm, might have to get another bottle
	Cola- Say no to multi national fascist coporations!
	A glass- the bigger, the better!
	Some ice.
	Add ice to glass
	Add JW to ice, about 4 fingers!!!
	Add cola to JW and ice
	Fill to top.
	Next time, I'll show you how to mix a vodka and orange.